Trackster/av-texts.lua

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Lua

local hour = 3600;
local day = 24*hour;
local week = 7*day;
local month = 30*day;
local year = 360*day;
local km = 1000;
Trackster_avMessages = {
quests = {
[1] = "First quest completed!",
[10] = "Completed ten quests",
[69] = "69 quests. Nice!",
[100] = "Completed 100 quests",
[420] = "Completed 420 quests! Smoke them Druid TIER-1 set pieces!",
[1000] = "Completed 1000 quests, that's a lot of quests!",
[9999] = "9,999 Quests! Go get the Champagne! Just one more to go!",
[10000] = "10,000 quests! POP! CLING CLING! CONGRATULATIONS!",
},
kills = {
[1] = "First blood",
[10] = "Serial killer",
[69] = "69 kills. Nice!",
[100] = "Tenfold serial killer",
[420] = "420 kills! Smoke 'em",
[1000] = "Thousand kills!",
[2000] = "Thousands of kills!",
[10000] = "Tenfold thousandkiller! 10k kills!",
[25000] = "25k kills! Quarter of a Kilohectakill",
[50000] = "Fiftyfold thousandkiller! Half of a Kilohectakill!",
[75000] = "75k kills! Three quarters to a Kilohectakill!",
[100000] = "100k kills! Kilohectakiller!",
[110000] = "110k kills! Kilohectakill + Kilodecakill!",
[120000] = "120k kills! Kilohectakill + 2 Kilodecakills!",
[130000] = "130k kills! Kilohectakill + 3 Kilodecakills!",
[140000] = "140k kills! Kilohectakill + 4 Kilodecakills!",
[150000] = "150k kills! Kilohectakill + 5 Kilodecakills!",
[250000] = "500k kills! That's a quarter Megakill! Wtf!",
[500000] = "500k kills! That's half a Megakill! Wtf!",
[750000] = "750k kills! That's a three-quarter Megakill! Wtf!",
[1000000] = "ONE MILLION KILLS! THAT'S A MEGAKILL!",
[1000000000] = "GIGAKILLER!!!!",
},
deaths = {
[1] = "You died!",
[10] = "Died ten times",
[69] = "69 Deaths! Death by snu-snu!",
[100] = "Died a hundred deaths!",
[200] = "Died two-hundred deaths!",
[300] = "Died three-hundred deaths!",
[400] = "Died four-hundred deaths!",
[420] = "420 deaths! Overdosed? Is that even possible?",
[500] = "Died five-hundred deaths!",
[600] = "Died six-hundred deaths!",
[700] = "Died seven-hundred deaths!",
[800] = "Died eight-hundred deaths!",
[900] = "Died nine-hundred deaths!",
[1000] = "Died a thousand deaths!",
},
timePlayed = {
[hour] = "Played for an hour!",
[10 * hour] = "Played for ten hours!",
[100 * hour] = "Played a hundred hours!",
[200 * hour] = "Played for two-hundred hours!",
[300 * hour] = "Played for three-hundred hours!",
[400 * hour] = "Played for four-hundred hours!",
[500 * hour] = "Played for five-hundred hours!",
[600 * hour] = "Played for six-hundred hours!",
[700 * hour] = "Played for seven-hundred hours!",
[800 * hour] = "Played for eight-hundred hours!",
[900 * hour] = "Played for nine-hundred hours!",
[1000 * hour] = "Played for a thousand hours!!!",
[8 * hour] = "Played for a workday!",
[day] = "Played for an entire day!",
[week] = "Played for an entire week!",
[2 * week] = "Played for two weeks!",
[3 * week] = "Played for three weeks!",
[4 * week] = "Played for four weeks!",
[5 * week] = "Played for five weeks!",
[6 * week] = "Played for six weeks!",
[7 * week] = "Played for seven weeks!",
[9 * week] = "Played for nine weeks!",
[10 * week] = "Played for ten weeks!",
[month] = "Played for an entire month!",
[2 * month] = "Played for two months!",
[3 * month] = "Played a quarter year!",
[4 * month] = "Played for four months!",
[5 * month] = "Played for five months!",
[6 * month] = "Played half a year!",
[7 * month] = "Played for seven months!",
[9 * month] = "Played for three quartals of a year!",
[10 * month] = "Played for ten months!",
[11 * month] = "Played for eleven months!",
[year] = "Played for an entire year! This should not even be possible!",
},
distAll = {
[2440 * 2 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the diameter of Mercury (" .. 2440 * 2 .. "km)",
[6052 * 2 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the diameter of Venus (" .. 6052 * 2 .. "km)",
[6371 * 2 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the diameter of the Earth (" .. 6371 * 2 .. "km)",
[3390 * 2 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the diameter of Mars (" .. 3390 * 2 .. "km)",
[69911 * 2 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the diameter of Jupiter (" .. 69911 * 2 .. "km)",
[58232 * 2 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the diameter of Saturn (" .. 58232 * 2 .. "km)",
[25362 * 2 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the diameter of Uranus (" .. 25362 * 2 .. "km)",
[24622 * 2 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the diameter of Neptune (" .. 24622 * 2 .. "km)",
[40075 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of the the Earths circumference (" .. 40075 .. "km)",
[20032 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent of HALF the the Earths circumference (" .. 20032 .. "km)",
[22860 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent 250,000 football fields (" .. 22860 .. "km)",
[45720 * km] = "Travelled the equivalent 500,000 football fields (" .. 45720 .. "km)",
[29412765] = "Travelled 50,000 smoots (" .. 29412.765 .. "km)",
},
distWalked = {
[804 * km] = "And I would walk five hundred miles...",
[804 * 2 * km] = "... And I would walk five hundred more",
},
}