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+GENERAL UWU LICENSE 1.0
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+COPYRIGHT 2022 LEYON ETYENNE
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+Redistribution and use in source or binary forms, with or without modification, are permitted provided that the following conditions are met:
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+1) The implementing author must star this repository
+2) Any author contributing to any project making use of this template must list their name exclusively or additionally in an 'uwuified' fashion, I.e. 'Leon Etienne' -> 'Leyon Etyenne :3'.
+3) The implementing author, or any affiliates, musn't be member of afd or similar extrimist populist parties, lol.
+4) The implementing author, or any affiliates, musn't be biolumenescent.
+5) Web browsers and cryptography are forbidden. NO EXCEPTIONS!
+6) The only permitted text editor / IDE to be used in conjunction with this template shall be [EdLite](https://github.com/cia-foundation/TempleOS/blob/archive/Kernel/EdLite.HC).
+7) The implementing author must prepare and present a 5 page essay about this template at their nearest mcdonalds restaurante. If such an establishment is farther away than 69 miles, burger king restaurants are accepted in substitution.
+8) This license only applies in leap years. Other years require approval from your local coffee shops landlord.
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